Dictionary.com - Exhibitionist
1. A person who behaves in ways intended to attract attention or display his or her powers, personality, etc.
2. Psychiatry. A person afflicted with compulsions of exhibitionism.
So I have to remember that everything happens for a reason - but this??? Just the facts then: I'm on the phone with JoJo Friday after work. I'm sitting in my car in a parking lot at Assiniboine Park - the one across from the formal gardens. My door is wide open, I've got my feet up and I'm just having a nice chat. Let's be clear here - that I'm the only one in the entire parking lot!! Through the chuckles and giggles of our conversation I notice that a red truck has parked right across from me, there is a couple in the truck. I barely pay attention. A moment later, I glance up and the woman is gone. I'm curious, but whatever. I look up again, the woman is back and then she's gone again. The guy is staring right at me and happy as a clam. And then it hits me. She's not just taking a nap.
Question - am I:
A - horrified, someone is getting it on right in front of me?
B - disgusted, ready to call the cops?
C - ambivalent, who am I to wreck their fantasy?