Can you tell the difference?

Ok, further to Jay's story... About to take a self photo of Me, Jay & her hubby. When SUDDENLY Jay is giving my boob a big ol appreciative SQUEEZE. She thought it was my elbow - ROTFLMAO. You know when your so happy to be with someone you just gotta grab something?? I laughed so hard! My hubby asked if she could tell if they were fake or real!! Yeah well, how old am I? How many kids have I nursed? (and for how long!!!). Fake don't droop like that man - its the real deal!! Just like my blonde hair!