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You'd be amazed at what my warped brain comes up with during the day!!! I think I would make an awesome reality show - or at least my thoughts would - you know the ones I never let out? Its kind of like swearing. I don't do it in front of most people. Cause well, what would they think of me? My mother drilled it into me at the of about 16 (right after she found this very comprehensive list of swears me & my friend had spent a fair amount of time compiling) that if I use those words, people would come to associate those words with me. AWE shucks! I guess that means I'll keep these bothersome thoughts to myself.

Some people swear in a way that truly offends me. Others do it in a way that makes me laugh till my poor body can scarcely stand it! I mean really, I've had two kids - there are at least 3 things that can make me very nearly pee my pants - LAUGHING, SNEEZING, and JUMPING ON A TRAMPOLINE. For others swears are a part of their everyday language and I don't even notice it.

I have a funny story about swearing, well more than one. But right now I have to go shower. Its time to start the day!